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meatmodel:

my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete

pagingme:

my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair 

image

image

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my brother left because there was no room on the chair

itsgrannywinkle:

lol so true

itsgrannywinkle:

lol so true

kropotkitten:

shout out to all the people who are content with mediocrity. for real, fuck this weird “everyone is gonna be an earth-shaker” stressful shit they push on you before you’re even out of the womb. give me stability, a sense of belonging, rootedness. i don’t need fame and fortune. 

vtforpedro:

Good god why is this cracking me up so much

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

teacher:
don't bullshit this essay
me:
i'm gonna bullshit this essay
littlebitofbass:

shermination-squad:

Interview before iTunes festival
X


We approve of this jacket. A lot.

littlebitofbass:

shermination-squad:

Interview before iTunes festival

X

We approve of this jacket. A lot.

(Source: wehaveourdragons)

a-menacing-pineapple:

Real talk guys. This is my nana, Jean Southern. I went around to hers to do what we usually do on Saturdays; drink tea, play Scrabble and talk about random shite. One time I showed her this image and I swear she damn near pissed herself and that’s the story of how I had a conversation with my nana about how she wished she called Daniel Radcliffe a cunt.

a-menacing-pineapple:

Real talk guys. This is my nana, Jean Southern. I went around to hers to do what we usually do on Saturdays; drink tea, play Scrabble and talk about random shite. One time I showed her this image and I swear she damn near pissed herself and that’s the story of how I had a conversation with my nana about how she wished she called Daniel Radcliffe a cunt.

martianmanboobies:

New comic readers: Please understand that you can’t read all the comics in the world at once. Take it slow, pick and choose, and enjoy. Don’t rush yourself and stress yourself out to try and prove yourself as a dedicated comic book lover to a bunch of douchebags.

karstaags-kooky-kastle:

No, friendship is NOT about “supporting your friends even when you know they’re wrong.”

That’s not friendship. That’s being an enabler. That’s being an accomplice.

Friendship is loving someone enough to tell them to stop being a goddamn idiot before they ruin their lives.

(Source: estormo-more-like-asstormo)

yourpersonalcheerleader:

Reject the notion that you are supposed to be at a certain place by now.

Don’t measure yourself to some colloquial set of social constructions. 

poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

(Source: poodlepunk)

(Source: waddledees)

siobhands:

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

[gets an A] WHAT THE FUCK? YESSS