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Hemingway

literarystarbucks:

Hemingway goes up to the counter and orders one espresso. It’s hot. He drinks it in silence. It makes him remember his father’s cabin. He thinks about the woman he loved once. He does not smile. The coffee reminds him of war - short but painful, swallowed down quickly. One could order worse drinks. He leaves Starbucks and walks out into the rain.

Hamlet

literarystarbucks:

Hamlet goes up to the counter and can’t decide what to order.

George R.R. Martin

literarystarbucks:

George R.R. Martin goes up to the counter and orders a series of incredibly complicated drinks, each more detailed and layered than the last. The barista works for an hour and finally hands them across the counter to Martin, who promptly throws one of them away with little to no explanation. That coffee had been the barista’s favorite.

yeahwriters:

tardiscrash:

Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

I think we all needed this

pinkmeeup:

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

Reblog Everytime

chiisanatantei:

ipoophere:

wait

this speaks to me on an emotional level

shakespeare-mobil:

Claudius: “Give me some light!”
Gertrude: “This play is not strangely familiar at all. Not even a little bit.”
Hamlet: “I KNEW IT, I FREAKING KNEW IT.”
Ophelia: “Does this mean you’ll stop groping me under my skirt?”
Player King: “…we are SO not getting paid for this show.”

shakespeare-mobil:

Claudius: “Give me some light!”

Gertrude: “This play is not strangely familiar at all. Not even a little bit.”

Hamlet: “I KNEW IT, I FREAKING KNEW IT.”

Ophelia: “Does this mean you’ll stop groping me under my skirt?”

Player King: “…we are SO not getting paid for this show.”

holysheerios:

seventenerifeseas:

holysheerios:

I really have the best anons

place your HEAD on my beating heart

MOTHER OF GOD

intenselouis:

hugslourry:

one direction are officially the RICHEST people in the uk under the age of 30

On£ Dir£ction

cumberdoom:

papermonocle:

Things I learnt today: During WW1, MI5 used Girl Guides to send secret messages. They used Girl Guides because they quickly found that Boy Scouts couldn’t be trusted and were’t efficient enough.

At the start of the

rowrz:

lowering your music’s volume just to snoop on other peoples conversations

i’m about to cry bc i’m doing this math problem and i go thte same answer that was wrong as last time and i’m doing it right it just keeps going in circle like wtf i’m just going to fudge the numbers so it looks like i got the right answer i’m so confused i don’t nee dmath in my life fuck math it’s bullshit i’m getting a c just bc i can’t do that algebra but i understand all the concepts

queeraoke:

foreverforelsket:

someone on here actually has the same kind of tummy as me and she looks beautiful and I started to cry a little because I never see pretty models with my tummy wow

the first model is everything holy shit

(Source: fullerfigurefullerbust)

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker real hacker:
So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker:
*types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker:
But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker:
I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker:
What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker:
Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker:
I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker:
*types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

tomlinsarse:

tomlinsarse:

i have never recovered from the time i read a comment online where someone said benedict cumberbatch looks like the pod race commentators from star wars i: the phantom menace

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