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I have a headache and I need to sleep and maybe use the bathroom but ugh these two hours have passed so slowly I hate it

louis-vuittoff:

YESTERDAY I WENT TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE WEARING MY HORSE MASK AND WALKED INTO HER ROOM TO SCARE HER BUT SHE WAS LAYING ON HER BED MAKING OUT WITH HER FIANCÉ AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I JUST STARTED NEIGHING IN THE DOORWAY

saccharinesinger:

kansass:

starships were meant to fly

hands up and imagine how is touch the sky

Lets do this one last time

Don’t dead open inside

loganmcowen:

I’m honestly quite proud of this status.

loganmcowen:

I’m honestly quite proud of this status.

guy:

when you get introduced to your friend’s friends and they already seem comfortable around you

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(Source: guy)

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

hella-misery-taco:

superbuffalo007:

hella-misery-taco:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

ctrayn:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am so tired of seeing all of these relatable text posts pasted onto tv show screencaps i need summer to end so some of you dont have the free time to be doing stuff like this anymore

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nobody is ever going to love you

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GEE, I WONDER WHAT SCREENCAP THIS COMMENT IS GOING TO BE ON

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And I have work right after school like I just want to go home and cry bc no one wants to talk tomeno matter what I door how I act and math was boring and were notdbdoing graph theory which was the reason I signed up for that class so I think I’m going to cry but I need to buy a sketchbook for bio and then stuff to make cheesecake nutella rolls bc fuck my life and I don’t have a math book yet so I rly think I am going to cry and idk if I smell bad or not but I brought deodorant just in case

I have one more hour til class and literally nothing to do and I walked around and now I’m rly hot and a lil sweaty but omg I know no one is this what college will be like forever I mean rly I don’t know anyone at all omg

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

(Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved)

catsuitmonarchy:

"And when I meet [Scarlett] - our first scene we shot together, she was like, "Hey, Falcon," and I went "Oh! Oh, hey, Widow!” So then I was like, I get it! Black Widow and Falcon are dating.”

I now plan on watching the movie with the idea that they were dating the entire time to see if that lines up.
It would, at the very least, be the best explanation for the hair straightener.

(Source: pottsromanoff)

jencorpsichord:

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

(Source: brideofgodzilla)

Feminist: the person who believes in the social, political, and economic equality of the sexes

(Source: frostingpeetaswounds)

asvpx:

Log off. 😂😂😂😅😅😅

asvpx:

Log off. 😂😂😂😅😅😅

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